Nancys avatarAh!  So many important and mind-boggling things going on in the world.  Crimea has voted to be part of Russia instead of Ukraine.  Will this be a good thing?  We will just have to wait and see on that one. 

And whatever happened to the Malaysian Airlines Boeing 777 bound for Beijing from Kuala Lumpur?   Planes do not just go poof!  Was this a planned disappearance for no good, or was it taken by aliens?  Hopefully, we will find out very soon where the plane is “parked” and who is leading this operation.

Here is a news item I really didn’t care if I heard or not.  Josh Brolin opened up about dabbling in hard drugs.  Hmmm, I have heard of dabbling in the stock market, but how do you dabble in drugs?  “I mean, I never got into it and I never died from it, which is a good thing,” Brolin stated. “I’ve had 19 friends who died. Most of those guys I grew up with, they’re all dead now.”  Ok, this quote tells me that Brolin did more than dabble.  To say he “never died from it,” shows that he screwed up his brain cells.  Who dies and lives to tell about it?  That makes no sense, nor does he.

Now for the best news item of the day!  A playboy model is suing a radio DJ for $500,000 because he bruised her buttock with a golf club.  How did this happen?  She was asked to lie face down on the greens with her buns showing for the world to see.  The DJ then put a golf tee between her checks and proceeded to try to hit a hole in one, so to speak.  He missed and tried a second time.  I reviewed the video (because I like to watch idiots in action) and not once did she cry, take the big smile off her face or try to pull up her undies.  And, by the way, she was not held down, chained or tied up at any time, so she apparently thought this was a great idea, especially since every part of her was on camera.  Did I mention that this happened in March, 2012.  She must have read the story of the idiot who lost $500,000 in Vegas and is not taking any responsibility but instead, is suing the casino. Seems to be a case of monkey see, monkey do.

I have come to one conclusion.  It takes a village of morons to make us wonder if insanity is the majority of our society.

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