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Have a problem getting out of bed?

Have you noticed that this section is NOT always dedicated to serious products, techy products or design products?  Anything functional, useful, fun and unusual makes it into this section. 

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The SnūzNLūz uses the very complex psychological phenomemon known as ‘HATRED’. Basically it’s human nature to wish harm upon your enemies. Similarly, it’s human nature not to give your enemies gobs of cash so that they can grow big and dominate the world with their totally wrong, stupid and invalid point of view. ThinkGeek realized that. That’s why everytime you hit the snooze button, the SnūzNLūz will donate a specified amount of your real money to a non-profit you hate. The problem of sleeping in is solved.

Cost: $40 at ThinkGeek.com

Suggestions:

Are you a butcher? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to PETA
Are you a republican? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the ACLU!
Are you a land developer? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the Wilderness Society!
Enjoy your freedom? (Blue state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the GOP. or
Enjoy your freedom? (Red state version) Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to MoveOn.Org
Are you a hippie? Set your SnūzNLūz to donate to the American Coal Foundation

2 Comments on this Post

  1. This sounds awesome however my problem isn’t the snooze button it’s I simply don’t hear my 14 alarm clocks.

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  2. Maybe an alarm with a very long arm that taps you on the shoulder when it’s time to get up would work.

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